My SK LX was stolen today....

And here's what i have to say....

WOWWWWWWWW....I SWEAR ON MY OWN MUTHAFUCKIN GREATNESS IF I FIND THE PIECE OF SHIT WHO TOOK MY SHIT I'M FUCKIN THEM UUUUUP. No fuckin lie....Its not even like me to trust ppl but I'm busy trynna b professional and u have the fuckin audacity to take my shit? if i EVER find out who the fuck it was its an automatic deck to the face. fuck a consequence we can get the fuck down. i don't give a FUCK if ur a bitch or a dude, i'll fuckin square up with ANYBODY for disrespectin me...

I promise I'm not a banger neither do i condone it....but let me find out who the hell it was and my fam on BOTH sides of the rag can come n get it....

Like yall know me I don't even talk like that...
I don't even fight & shit....

But foreal???? I'm teachin choreography and somebody wants to steal my fuckin kick???
are we in fuckin COLLEGE or 10th grade?????

All i'm sayin is don't let a brown LX show up in that fuckin class in any of the hands of the ppl I remember seein cuz it will go down.

Its not even so much that i'm so caught up in bein materialistic cuz i DO have another fone....

Its just a muthafuckin violation of my space, property, & trust.

Let this be known....I am NOT someone to be pushed to the edge...

And i DARE somebody to come at me foul for the rest of the day & in that class in general.......it'll be fuckin over for them w/out them even knowin.

I'm in the middle of performing....

A B&E......................



ON MY OWN MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the like 10th time in my life....

LMAO....so listen to this fuckin story....

For those of you who don't know....our garage is more like an office...
So i'm out here on the computer lalala laughing at shit on youtube, checkin the networks blah blah blah.....i decide...oh let me see if i can make a copy of the dance show real quick (since i never remember to ask my brother) and so i go to the patio door.....annnnnd its locked.....

so let's talk about this door....
its one of those doors where it can be unlocked on the inside but locked on the outside at the same time....and even though i know that....the door is hard to get used to so like a regular fuckin door....i open the shit...don't think to check if its locked on the outside and head on to the garage....

I've done this many times...only difference is...someone's usually there to open it for me...

so after access was denied lol i go to my brother's door (it leads outside too) and i'm like oh lord please be unlocked...(because manyatimes it is) annnnnnnd of course this time....it isn't...and i'm like damn i wonder if dad's still home...i look out the gate annnnnnd his car is gone....didn't even know the nigga left....so immediately i'm like fuck.....time for a B&E....go to the patio room windows and i'm like....shit i can't fuck these up or it'll be my life lol....then i'm like i guess i gotta try my room....

now let's talk about my room windows......they're fuckin TINY...like skinny...realistically...i know my big cow ass can't fit through...at least not easily but i was gonna try and fuck w/ it anyway cuz i ain't trynna be outside all day long lol....

so my room window is CLOSED....so i try to open it from the outside for about 5 mins w/ all kinds of crazy tatics annnnnd i take a closer look and NO MUTHERFUCKING WONDER i can't get in it.....the latch is completely closed so i can't open the shit....

so that's when i decided to take a break and tell this hilarious, riduculous, humiliating story.... so after i recollect myself i'm gonna:

1st see if my dad is back home
2nd see if i can fuck w/ the patio windows w/out ruining them (i hope so cuz those are easy to get through [but please don't try n come break in my house lmao])
and if it comes down to it...
3rd call my dad & see what time he'll be back so i can get back in the damn house


well.....wish me luck lmfao

Signing off...

CAN I HA' YO NUMBA???? But don't get crazy!!

LMMFAOOOOOOOO.....shouts to Lite for this 1st 1!

I can't stop laughin.....AND HE WASN'T DONE!!!!!

LMMFAO...U got a b-friend? a b-friend???...A boyfriend...U got a boyfriend?!?! hahaha

Now....Welcome to King Burger where we can do it yo way but DON'T get crazy! Rude! lmao



COM-E-DYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

All I do is watch choreography on youtube...

LMAO @ the end of the last 1...

This dude is ill....I had to keep editin the post just to add the other videos after I found em, which was after I posted this lol

So I Was Just Thinking...

A close friend of mine recently lost his uncle.

And I sure do miss mine...even though I have others...

It's been almost 3 yrs and its still tough seeing my aunt w/out him. Or not being at his house for 4th of July or just plain going to his house without him being there...

Well my dude. You are a strong young man and I'm absolutely positive you can get through it with your fam & with the help of your friends cuz we love u!

You Know What's BOMB?!

ATHLETES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like damn I can't stress how much I love basketball and football players....
I could rock w/ baseball players too lol...
Like OMG...they're the bomb! lol

What is it about it you ask???

Hmmmmmmm let's see...I'll try and list some stuff....

• That SWAGGGGGGGGG......its amaaaaaazing...I'm like a swag addict! And they are my supplierssssss lol
• Those BODS.....nuff said
• Accomplishment-GOOD atheletes are preferred lol...that seems mean...but its honest lol
• Skill & finesse is awesome
• Competitiveness is sexy....their drive to win!! OH YESSSSSSSS
• Popularity...People know and love them...its cool......til it gets outta hand lol & it can't go to his head...
• Height....I don't really do the whole short thing....I'm short enough on my own lol...if I put on heels & he's still taller, he's good then lol (kinda superficial I know...but I'm just keepin it 100 haha)
• Some can play more than one sport....multitalented...that's hot!

I wouldn't say those are in a specific order of dopeness...but you catch my drift.

I gotta marry an athelete......He doesn't even have to be pro man....money is nice but that's not what I'm into them for haha although.......

That is a plus lmao....jk jk jk

I like to referr to them as the future loves of my life =)

They're pretty DOPE in my book lol

Reporting Live Via Sidekick

So I was listening to "Dear Summer" by none other than my favorite rap artist: JAY-Z! And I thought about how weak this summer has been.....and I brought the beat back and came up with this...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dear summer,

You let me down
There were too many frowns
Not as many laughs
As you brought in the past
Things aint the same
08 is pretty lame
Missin 07 and its a shame
We expected too much
I was in such a rush
For you to get here
And now I don't even care
With a few weeks left I hope u redeem
Yourself, cuz ur the dullest since I turned 18
And well, all I can do is wait for the next
Summer 08 is remembered but it won't be missed.

-Yours truly